December 2009
341 posts
Masterpiece Video Customer: I’m looking for a copy of 8 1/2. Masterpiece Video Clerk: Yessir! Is it a new release, sir? Masterpiece Video Customer: No, it’s the classic Italian film. Masterpiece Video Clerk: Let me look that up on the computer for you, sir! [fiddles with computer] Masterpiece Video Clerk: Yes, here it is - 9 1/2 Weeks with Mickey Rourke. It’s in...
I believe I’ve had lobotomy as a baby
I just dreamt that I speak to Death and now I know the year I’m gonna die, because she showed me her little notebook, where there were so many people with a date and only one word describing them. I remember reading the year and the word about me but now I remember only the year and I’m not gonna live thaat long yeah:D Beside that there was a friend with me and Death told her she was...
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